“I bought a bike last week and rode straight out the shop to here for my first ride here and my first night ride”
” I have been persuaded to lead tonight, glad it is only twenty seven”
” I am new tonight so that is why I am hiding”
“Don’t look, he has no head”
“Does my bum look big in this?”
” whistle – check, wristguards – check!”
“now you see me, now you see me”
” Are you ready Mike?”
” I hope this headset is back the right way round”
” How hard can it be?”
” I don’t want to turn around, what is he doing?”
“I can’t see from here”
“I can”
“I feel like a doppleganger”
“why is everyone else’s bike the wrong way up?”
“do you like that lycra feel?”
“not the feel, just the look”
